Bone fragments of St John the Baptist appear to have been found on Sveti Ivan Island near Bulgaria’s southern Black Sea.
He is considered one of the most important figures in Christianity.
Further tests are still to be carried out on the fragments, which were discovered late last month.
Further tests!? Seriously, what the fuck are they going to test for? Isotopic ratios of Baptisium (Ba)!?
“Good thing we have DNA of John the Baptist, guys, that way we can be absolutely sure these bones fragments are what we think they are”
They know churches have had claimed miraculous artifacts throughout history to frighten and awe the masses, right? Claiming sheep’s blood is the blood of Jebus and such. But oh no, these bones are the real thing.
Sigh.